Funny software metrics that have a relevant value [closed] - metrics

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Closed 10 years ago.
As a software developer, I've seen lot of different software metrics, mainly about code quality and bug-tracking.
I have heard of a "Dilbert metric", which is "how many people read and laugh at Dilbert comics in your team", which shows how bad your company/organization is.
There is also the "WTF per minute" during code reviews : http://www.osnews.com/images/comics/wtfm.jpg.
I'm looking for metrics that are both funny AND still relevant, do you have any ?

Programmers/salespeople ratio
Once heard a [funny | relevant] joke about SAP:
_------------------------_
/ SAP AG \
/ \
|____________________________|
|----------------------------|
| Etage 3: Sales |
|----------------------------|
| Etage 2: Sales |
|----------------------------|
| Etage 1: Sales |
|----------------------------|
| Groundfloor: Sales |
|____________________________|
|----------------------------|
| Underground 1: Car parking |
|----------------------------|
| Underground 2: Development |
|____________________________|

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Closed 11 years ago.
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Closed 11 years ago.
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